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Never Too Old Or Too Big For Saving Money!

Whether in life or in business, saving money can never be a bad thing! Four old retired men are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks 10 cents.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking this […]

Dilbert Explains Economics And Economists!

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If you have ever watched CNBC, listened to Bloomberg on your way to the train station or tried to decipher a Fed Chair’s press conference, what I am about to say will come as no surprise! That the economic ‘experts’ will sometimes, okay most of the time, okay all of the time, attempt to use […]

Two very funny jokes about law and life!

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The first joke concerns a stay of execution while the second speaks to that old saying about how there’s no such thing as a free lunch! Both are slightly (very slightly) risque’ but very funny. The Stay of Execution An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution.  His […]

Sunday Funnies: Dogs shoveling the snow! (Video)

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This video is for New Yorker’s who have been dealing with a long and difficult winter already receiving about two times the average amount of snowfall for the season! And if you own a home or are responsible for clearing snow at a property these past few months have been made that much tougher! Wouldn’t […]

Snow-day prep school rap! (Video)

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For anyone living up and down the east coast this video represents one of the more creative ways to tell parents and students that school has been cancelled! H/T Jonathan Turley ________________________________________________________________________ Don’t Pay Too Much For Your Title Insurance! If you have any questions about title insurance in New York you can contact Hallmark […]

Post-Super Bowl Humor: A Long Islander’s view of the game!

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For anyone who wants a Super Bowl recap or for ‘football widows or widowers’ looking for a quick pictorial summary of the game, here is a gif that will take care of it in less than 5 seconds!   ________________________________________________________________________ Don’t Pay Too Much For Your Title Insurance! If you have any questions about title […]

Friday dose of humor courtesy of Foot Locker! (Video)

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Your friends at Hallmark Abstract Service would like to help you wind down from your hectic week by providing this extremely funny dose of humor courtesy of Foot Locker! And while this video doesn’t offer any advice from industry experts or statistics about the real estate or mortgage markets, it is a great lesson on […]